I try to do these public resolutions every year. That way I'm more likely to stand by them. Everybody should make resolutions. They're not lame. They're goals. It's important to verbalize where you want to go this year and what you want to do. These are the goals of me, Ari Shaffir. Please leave in the comments your own goals. Maybe we can steal some of each other's.   

Here are mine in no order:

• Read two books
• Finish writing my book
• Make a standup special for someone
• Go to 2 new countries (maybe 3)
• 100,000 YouTube subscribers
• 3,000 Patreon subscribers
• Reach out to comics going through public trouble
• Remember the great parts of 2020

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