Patsy's sister comes to visit, and she looks just like a certain renegade Time Lord. Edina is jealous, Patsy is dazzled, Justin and Oliver are fascinated, illusions are shattered, and many stray cats and dogs are almost given homes. Meanwhile we discuss the timeline of a hypothetical AbFab prequel, and are once again unable to decide when Serge, Marshall, Saffy, and Justin happened. Plus what the heck did Eddy and Pats DO between 20 and 40?