Edina (with Patsy in tow) attends an awards show for PR, woos Naomi Campbell, and gives another barnstorming speech, while Bubble meets her male counterpart. At home, Saffy attempts to seduce one of her teachers using an assortment of teas. Drew and Jeff review the career of Bob Spiers, who directed the first three serieseses of AbFab singlehandedly, and discover we need to watch Spice World as a special bonus episode in a few weeks. Also Drew has just looked up what bubble and squeak actually is and has lost his appetite for lunch.