This week, Taylor, Sandy and Doug Jordan discuss the death of Carroll Spinney, a blind thief, Snooki's retirement from Jersey Shore, Josh Brolin's burnt anus and much, much more!

Doug Jordan continues his efforts to garner a throng of followers for his suicide cult, known as The Better Alliance (a.k.a The Excess of Evil), while Sandy and Taylor look for a new location for Our Week's: Horny Christmas.