If you're reading this, you're probably cool and better looking than all of your friends. But let those uggos know about the show. Ugly people like to be entertained too, you jerk.

And I know you're wondering. It means "Joy Of Missing Out"

I hope you enjoy the show. I made it just for you.

Take a listen...or don't...Jackson Park Express

Check out The Untrained Eye for a fun time