Andrew is back doing stand up gigs ,which are going well but now he needs help with what to do when people want photos. Say yes & smile you'd think but it's not that simple.

Richard ,of course , has a series of rules & coping strategies to assist Andrew.

Some how this strays into autographs which in turn gives us a frightening insight into what Andrew writes on group work cards.

Andrew has several ideas for show merchandise , not all of them are excellent .

Richard gives some examples of his pet hate , the interview junket. Not all of his recollections are accurate , but it doesn't seem to stop him .

A random listener is given a shout out, listen carefully because it may be you.