In which David and Paul get higher up Mount Purgatory, ostensibly. Abandon all hope as they discuss The Mandela Effect, the President-elect, Murder by Death’s Stanley Hotel shows, The January Jinx, David’s high school extra-curriculars, That 70s Show, Saved By the Bell, crime movies, ADT’s origins, Garrison Keillor, memorization and how to learn songs, the objective correlative, and Paul gives David his Christmas gift. We'll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place