Welcome back to Lunch Break! This week, we’re surviving a "gallon" of snow and the Arctic plunge that followed, which mostly just meant helping neighbors and winging it at work while the supervisors were away. We take a deep dive into the definitive fruit tier list—debating why apples are S-tier and why cantaloupe is basically a flavorless "depression drink"—before getting into the weeds with fresh coconut vs. heavy cream substitutes. We also spend some time venting about the unnecessarily complex lore of Warhammer 40K, arguing with construction guys over software renames, and sharing our hype for the upcoming Steam Machine and the new Fable. Grab your lunch and join us for the Friday bitch-fest.