We were still feeling weird about our Gary-Busey-in-a-leash-and-dog-kennel movie from last week, so we decided to purify our hearts by learning about the evils of kissing. Have you ever heard about a woman getting married at the age of 22 and asked yourself, "I wonder what her story is?" Well that's exactly the story our movie this week sets out to tell, and OH MAN is it boring. Pamela's Prayer is about the difficult situations young people find themselves in today, situations like deciding not to go to college in order to work full-time as a specialist for obsolete technology, all because you're trying to impress a man whose daughter you hope to kiss someday, if he gives you permission. Dan, Ryan, and Alexa are joined by returning guest and comedian John Nagle, and together they learn that everyone's first kiss should be legally binding, life altering, and done in the presence of the creepiest old people in the world. If all else fails, you can always take your beloved to the rock formation.