Today is almost totally devoted to Star Wars: The Force Awakens. FYI THERE ARE SPOILERS. We range from feelings during the Phantom Menace, narrative structure of the movie, what made it hard to suspend disbelief, comparisons to the original trilogy, droid mechanics, property rights, and even some revelations on the Star Wars universe. Near the end we discuss Deadpool, Leatherman multi tools, and the Cock Block 3000.