Calfu, Roberto Callums, Dani Calves, Calluca Zambrotta. Accrington Stanley's number 2 joins us once more to make it a brace of appearances. As the UK enjoys a heatwave, we crack out the charcoal (or gas) and fire up the chat to give him a grilling.

Callum makes his pleas for Heaven and Hell and we play the worst ever episode of Quivia. Well done Nate, you've ruined the podcast. Still, makes a change from MJ ruining it. Oh, hang on. MJ's naked. Business as usual then.