Luke Likes 'The One'

Yeah, the one, the one. Not two, not three, the one. Which one, exactly? Which one? So for example, the umbrella. Of course, obviously. The umbrella, the umbrella. A lot of, a lot of umbrellas, a lot of, I know, again, again.

So which umbrella exactly?

The long umbrella.

The short umbrella.

The big umbrella.

The small umbrella.

The umbrella with a long handle.

The umbrella with a short handle.

The umbrella with a straight handle.

The umbrella with a curved handle.

The blue umbrella.

The black umbrella.

The grey umbrella.

The umbrella.

A lot of, a lot of, a lot of umbrellas. The Umbrella Land. The Lmbrella Land. That's so great! Great English. Perfect. Anyway, anyway. How about no umbrellas? No umbrellas.

The one.

The long one.

The short one.

The big one.

The small one.

The one with a straight handle, handle, straight handle.

The one with a curved handle, curved handle.

The one that is over there.

The one that is over here.

Oh, and the cheap one.

The more expensive one.

And so on. And so on.

The one. The one and only. The one and only.

So the blue umbrella. The blue one.

The small umbrella. The small one.

Which umbrella? Which one?

That umbrella. That one.

The umbrella on the table. The one on the table.

Well. You might think, you might think that I'm the biggest, the biggest umbrella fan, I'm the biggest umbrella fan, on the planet, on the planet. In fact, in fact I do not have one, I do not have one. But it keeps coming back, it keeps coming back.

Okay. How about another one? This time, sunglasses. Need sunglasses.

Oh, which ones?

Which sunglasses?

Which ones?

Which ones?

The ones over here.

The ones over there.

The round ones.

The square ones.

The ones that you have.

The ones that you have.

No, no, not these ones.

Those ones.

Those ones.

Over there.

Those ones.

Yeah. Oh, those ones are too expensive.

I prefer these ones over here.

The ones that I like are black.

The ones that I like are black.

Yeah, sunglasses.

Hmm, alright. Hmm, ones. ones this time. It's ones, not one. Ones. Okay, hmm, so umbrella and sunglasses. That's a crazy combination that I actually, actually can use, I can use that.

Maybe another one, another one this time. Oh, I'm looking for my watch, I'm looking for my watch.

Which one?

Which one?

You know, this one.

Not this one.

That one.

Not that one.

You know, the one, the green one.

The green one.

The one that I use when I do sport.

The one, the one that I use when I do sport.

Not the, not the expensive one.

Not the expensive one.

The cheaper one.

The cheaper one.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. This one. This one.

Do you know, do you know where it is? You don't know. Obviously you don't know. Okay, I need to buy another one, I suppose. Another one. Yeah.

Okay, and the last one. The last one. Oh, it happens from time to time. Do you know where my shoes are?

My shoes.

Which ones?

Which ones?

You know, the cool ones.

The cool ones.

Yeah, not these ones.

The white ones.

The white ones. Not like that. Not like that.

Yeah, the ones that I use when I go for a walk.

The ones that I use when I go for a walk.

Oh, yeah, these ones, do you know?

Oh, thank you, thank you. Yeah, here they are. Here they are.

And so on. And the one. And the ones. The one. The ones. So cool English. I think, I might be wrong, I might be wrong, but I think, I think that it might be the easiest, the easiest episode so far, the easiest. Is it?

Maybe this one is. I don't know. It's just the one. And I hope it's not the only, the only one I hope. Okay, time for another one. Next time. Next time.

Well, it's your turn now. Embrace the day, people!

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