Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot threatens to roll the city back to Phase 3 of reopening. Based on what metrics? The same kind of metrics that government officials have been arbitrarily conjuring out of the ether from the beginning. The odds that people are just going to go along with it? Not very good. The Washington Redskins are official changing their name. But it’s not going to stop there. Or with the Indians and Braves. Apparently Texas Rangers is also offensive and needs to go. Eric and Joe work their way through all the offensive sports team names that will need to be canceled because someone is offended on behalf of other people who really aren’t actually offended. Worried that people won’t complete the Census? Fear no more! The Census Cowboy is here to save the day. We really wish we were joking, but this is an actual thing that’s happening. ESPN suspends NBA insider Adrian Wojnarowski for a profane reply to an email from Sen. Josh Hawley. MLB looks to start piping in crowd noise to empty stadiums. Eric and Joe aren’t impressed with either of these developments. And finally, Taco Bell is rumored to be on the cusp of a menu revamp that removes a bunch of items, including the spicy potato taco. When will this war on our tastebuds end?

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