Looking for God in Las Vegas? Well, the odds are not in your favor. But if you’re Tim Keller, you can at least rely on us to unflak you from all undue flak. And if you’re Rehoboam, take it easy on your father’s loins.

Discussion Starters: Perfume, farts and axe, Chris’ shower frequency, holy craps table, sevens, Shakespeare or Scripture, Purity Culture and sex ed, Thanks for Punderstanding: Hollywood Edition, cereal mascot plane of existence, verse of the day, take 1d4 psychic damage.