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On this week's episode, Barrett and John get a letter from Herbert, a man who can't get a job. The lads offer a few pointers on what a job actually is, and gives Herbert a great, well thought out and rational solution. Then, John helps out Jenine, a scullery maid who has some dirty details about her lord of the manor. Can she reach the tabloids in time before he sets off to Barbados?