We hope you enjoy listening to this ridiculous episode half as much as we enjoyed saying it. And when you hear it, you'll ask yourself, "How could they possibly think we could enjoy it as much as they did?" And you're right, we know you're right.

WELCOME TO GERALD BURGER: A man visits a drive thru fast food restaurant, and requests many, many items, none of which are available unless you look at the menu from the side.

THE MAN IN THE MOON: Lacey and her stuffed zebra, Mr. Krackles, take a magical, horrifying trip to the moon. It's a children's story. No, it IS. Cade even wanted to do it in such a way that he could allow his children to listen to it. And as soon as he announced that fact, it got ten times more foul-mouthed than we ever are. Wonderful.

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