President Donald Trump’s Fox News Sunday appearance was … something. Eric and Joe take a look at some of the question on that cognitive test he bragged about – that is intended to test people for dementia. Chicago changes the COVID rules for bars, prohibiting alcohol service in-doors, but doesn’t roll back to Phase 3. Welcome to COVID Calvinball, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. The New York Times’ classical music critic wants to do away with blind auditions to increase racial and gender diversity in the orchestra. But what about, ya know, musical quality? Does that matter? Trader Joe’s decides to deep-six allegedly racist in-house brands like Trader Jose’s and Trader Ming’s. Yeah, that’s probably the right call. And finally, the Washington Redskins have their new name: The Washington Football Team. Eric and Joe are offended at the dumbness.

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