We’re back with a brand-new episode of Jacked, Tan & Snarky just in time for Christmas… only six months late, no big deal. We dive headfirst into Christmas movie opinions (including why some “top 10” lists are..interesting), tree décor chaos — Chelsea’s perfectly curated downstairs tree and her mildly unhinged upstairs tree vs Jenny’s shiny new tree era — and the very serious question of whether tinsel is a regional personality trait. Things get emotional when ChatGPT helps Chelsea track down a long-lost Christmas song from Jenny’s childhood (yes, there were feelings), followed by us openly admitting our love for ChatGPT because it basically runs our lives now — from end-of-year prompts to saving dinner from being completely soul-sucking (HELLO HelloFresh). Toss in a little Real Housewives, an accidental plastic surgery discussion, and proof that Chelsea survives purely on HelloFresh and chaos, and you’ve got a very on-brand holiday episode. Check Instagram for tree pics and tag us in yours — we promise to judge with love.