Mary had two little hands, little hands, little hands,

Mary had two little hands, with skin all rife with poo.

And everywhere that Mary went, Mary went, Mary went,

Everywhere that Mary went, she'd surely sicken you!

 

That's right! This week, the guys are on the trail of Typhoid Mary, the infamous carrier of typhoid fever before medical science even knew what a carrier was. Please wash your hands before you download this on your phone. And after. And...just generally more than you do.