Season's Greetings! Mike “Lock Her Up” Flynn has pled guilty and is cooperating with the Russiagate investigation- so you guessed it- It’s Mueller Time again, baby! Of course John tells us why, when it comes to the Trump administration, he’s skeptical of anyone’s guilt, except, of course, Jared Kushner’s for some (((reason))); and Ethan explains why he hates female conservative media figures- especially Tucker Carlson. Then, Ethan describes trying to cope with the ethical implications of anarchism; meanwhile, John advocates for assassination markets as a way to solve political problems! And speaking of that- the Republicans just got their middle class tax hike through the Senate! Hmm…  Plus, we’re talking #Bitcoen, and we’ll tell you about a whole slew of new, liberal cryptocurrencies coming on the market! Then, John explains why he hates the welfare state but is signing up for Obamacare, and Ethan talks about why getting off heroin has made him spiritually superior to everyone around him! Join us for this hypocrisy-themed holiday edition of Mean and Sober! Plus: A special Pussygrabber Edition of Conspiracy Friday, a shoutout to all our Patreon patrons, and of course, don’t miss the Cuck of the Week! See ya later, cucks!