Isa recommends a wardrobe change for Slender Man.

Lillian Stone is a Chicago-based humor writer and performer. By day, she's a staff writer at The Takeout. By night, she's a headline and features contributor for The Onion, a regular old contributor for outlets like The New Yorker, MEL Magazine, and McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. Her first book, EVERYBODY’S FAVORITE, will publish in 2023 via Dey Street Books. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram at @originalspinstr. 

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