What if the Blair Witch became obsessed with evangelical purity culture? In that case, you'd probably wind up with our movie for this week. It's our first found-footage Christian horror film. It's called The Lock In, and it's quite bad. Imagine Paranormal Activity, only all the activity is caused by a porno magazine. Not only that, but the "activity" is mostly limited to inexplicable growling and church baptismals filling with water for no reason. Dan, Alexa, and Ryan try their best to make sense out of this one, but without much success. The main thing to remember is that if you look at a porno magazine, you'll almost certainly see ghosts wandering around your house.

Alexa's toolkit regarding the proposed flag ban in Anne Arundel County Public Schools: https://linktr.ee/alexastandup