***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

Spanking a brand-spanking-new brand (huh?); Finding new ways to blame things on Core Chat; Vintage headbands that will get you laid; Jaw-dropping retorts from his father; The person he’s currently lusting after (ps, it’s himself); Impossible feats - training a teenager to do the dishes without an attitude; Shaolin monks and their massive logs (um, mind out of gutter, please); Spiritual simulation training for bad-asses only; Annoying his kids with cliché dad moves; His role as Mentor - helping you access your Divine gift; Where caterpillars come from - Heaven’s ugly department; His appreciation for his tea-toting wife-slave (more about her below)

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Laments that Hump Day is not about having sex with co-workers on Wednesdays; Worries when he can’t find Jack (his imaginary, sex-addicted producer); Does a horrible impression of Ralph Macchio as The Karate Kid and stops abruptly because it’s just so God-awful; Demonstrates true genius-at-work (or at least massive self-delusion-at-work); Accuses his amazing wife of trying to off him with an innocent-looking cup of peppermint tea

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***