We all know Christmas needs to be saved. No, not from commercialism, paganism, secularism, and the conspiracy of atheists who insist we acknowledge the existence of other people but saying “happy holidays.” Oh no. Kirk Cameron thinks Christmas is perfect the way it is, it just needs to be saved from religious people not enjoying it enough. So he’s helped produce a movie where he uses the power of insane logic to justify everything he was going to do anyway.

Is it dumb or evil? Is it annoying or just boring? And will it save Christmas? Find out!