A thief tried to make off with a car from the CarMax and nearly lost his head. In old news, Jared Fogle tried to fight his conviction on child pornography and sexual conduct by claiming to be a sovereign citizen. An Ohio UPS store owner personally drove a package from Ohio to Florida to make sure it arrived on time. A man alleges he showed his paid escort $90k in cash and that she took it when he fell asleep. Wrapping it up with some book news.