CW: death, suicide, murder, torture, child abuse, drug use/addiction, abandonment, animal death, congenital disorders, sex trafficking, violence against women, kidnapping, sexual abuse, pedophilia

Grab your divorce shorts, it's Tyler's birthday episode! He's an unspecified age at an unspecified time in his life. What's pretty great about him is that we make him funny by only leaving the funniest stuff in the edit. You should hear the cutting room floor. Yeesh! Join us for 20 minutes of yapping in the front and in the back. If you're only about the stories, we respect you, but we don't love you. Sara's story starts at: 24:17 and she tells us all about the curse of the Hope Diamond. Strap in for some name dropping and shenanigans that only rich people could get up to. Tyler's story starts at: 57:18 and he has two stories this time around. The first is a bit of an infarction -- no wait, inflation. His next is a lot more serious and is where most of our content warnings come from. If you don't want to hear anything gory, I might skip it this time. Tyler tells us the story of the Hello Kitty Murder aka the story of Fan Man-yee.

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