When will George ever watch the Run the Jewels video “Close your eyes and count to fuck” that Bowen has been recommending for years?  Is Sonny Landham’s character in every film named Billy?  James Remar has a doppelgänger and his name is Ben Barnes.  We try to navigate through a field of slur land mines.  How many times does Nolte say “fuck” in this movie?  Is Luther tiny enough to fit through a keyhole?  Elaine doesn’t understand how phones work.  Reggie finally gets his dick wet. 
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