Like rats on a sinking ship, Theo Epstein and now Len Kasper are getting fuck out of the Friendly Confines  |  Kris Bryant's gonna get traded so deal with it  |  Non-tender deadline casualties litter both sides of Chicago  |  White Sox should trade for Blake Snell  |  Drinky La Ru will plead guilty to sweep his issues under the rug ASAP  |  Robinson Cano was a Hall of Famer, now he's just an Asshole