Ryan Ellington is living, breathing cinema, and he's here to turn the Stubbs A-List upside-down.

Like every time, these are freezing cold reads on a hot mic. Which means people are reading dumb sketches, sight unseen.

"The Telephone" at 6:51

"Goodnight Moon" at 21:46

"The Grail" at 33:38

"Hack NYU" at 43:58

"Lab" at 51:12

We talked history and I got James Garfield's name wrong, and also thought that radium was a noble gas. Whoops!

Special thanks to Zack Norton. You are the mentally ill wind (writing) beneath our wings (podcast).

Hosted by John Farrell, Thom Crowley, and Katlin McFee.