Another major interview for President Trump, another crazily poor performance. What is it about Trump that prevents him from crushing even the softball questions in otherwise challenging interviews? And why does Trump’s team keep putting him in these no-win situations with competent interviewers? It’s Covid Regulationplaooza, which replaces Lollapalooza, since that was canceled by Coronavirus. Restaurants won’t seat large families together because of table limits, LA threatens to turn off water and power to houses breaking social distancing regulations, and Nashville arrests a man for not having a mask probably because he also doesn’t have a home. Are we going to stop getting dumber about this stuff at some point? The 1990 Arnold Schwarzenegger comedy classic KINDERGARTEN COP is canceled because it glorifies “over-policing.” But not for transphobia, which is kinda surprising. The Chicago Teachers Union does what it does best: hold the city of Chicago hostage. A strike threat causes Chicago Public Schools to cave immediately to start the school year with all distance learning. And finally, a man has marital problems for decorating a room in his house in 1990s Taco Bell style. If he sought a divorce, how could anyone not take his side?

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