Hang your stockings by the chimney, roast some chestnuts on that open fire, and prepare yourself for a very special Twisted Christmas installment. Our annual yuletide derangement has morphed into a Geek Challenge, featuring two obviously similar films: Paul has challenged Arlo to Michael Curtiz’s holly jolly classic White Christmas (1954), and in turn Arlo has thrust upon Paul Stanley Kubrick’s festive psychosexual nightmare Eyes Wide Shut (1999). Paul has some harsh words for Kubrick’s orgy, Arlo cringes at old-timey patriotism, and both of our boys come away filled with a little less Christmas cheer. Oh, and who is Danny Kaye again?

 

NEXT: for our season finale, we become real boys for Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio.

 

 

BREAKDOWN

00:00:52  -  Intro / Paul and Arlo’s Holiday Spirit

00:11:15  -  Eyes Wide Shut

01:12:40  -  White Christmas

02:02:00  -  Outro / Next

 

 

LINKS

 

• “35 Surprising Things About 'White Christmas' That Even Movie Buffs Don't Know” by Asher Fogle and Janaya Wecker, Good Housekeeping

• “‘Eyes Wide Shut’ at 15: Inside the Epic, Secretive Film Shoot that Pushed Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman to Their Limits” by Amy Nicholson, Vanity Fair

• “Debunking the Myths Around Eyes Wide Shut, Stanley Kubrick’s Final Film” by Katherine Jane Alexander, AnOther

 

 

 

MUSIC

• “Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing” by Chris Isaak, Forever Blue (1995)
• “Masked Ball (1999 Extended Mix)” by Jocelyn Pook, Flood (1999)
• “Musica ricercata, II (Mesto, rigido e cerimoniale)” by Dominic Harlan, Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
• “The Best Things Happen While You’re Dancing” by Danny Kaye, Selections from Irving Berlin’s “White Christmas” (1954)

 

 

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