Welcome back to Boujee Bravo Bitches, where we talk all that Bravo tea from basic to Boujee. In Bravo news this week, Lala bought a new $3.1M home, Vanderpump Villa premiered on Hulu, and word on the street is that Kyle Richards has hired a divorce attorney. On Summer House, the gang revs their engines and concern for a Lindsay and Carl wedding grows. Part 1 of the RHOP reunion aired complete with props, cryangles, and Robyn still taking heat over Juan. The SHMV group split for brunch and the gym and Shanice shed tears over being called the worst dressed in the group. The Below Deck crew met their match with RHONY alum Jill Zarin aboard. Over on Vanderpump Rules, Ann looks to jump ship to be Ariana’s assistant, and Sandoval and Ariana get into it at Lala’s water tasting.  On The Valley, Kristen is feeling the fallout of playing telephone with accusations of Michelle being a Republican and racist and it all comes to a head at the Capri party Jesse and Michelle host.