Zan is reading to himself while Shawn is trying to ask him how he is doing. Then Zan shares some home and school humor from the 1940s. Shawn says that wars are such magical things for men. Men are drawn to fighting, weapons, and winning. Shawn and Zan try to figure out why kids seem to be born with the ability to know that they can hit people to steal their toys. Shawn thinks that kids are born with the King of the Mountain mentality where they try to dominate everyone to get the toys they want. Zan shares a story about when his brother was little. He swung a fire truck at another kid cause he wanted the toy that the other kid had. Shawn says that is exactly how all wars are started. Shawn wants to know statistically if the aggressor or the defender wins in wars. Zan talks about a book by Ernst Junger called Storm of Steel. Shawn says that laser tag is a lot like war for those who have never been to war. Zan says that laser tag may be more extreme than war because you have to see your foe after the war. Also, there are scores in laser tag which everyone gets to see. Zan wants to switch the world over from war to laser tag, called Shame Tag. Shawn says it is kind of like the Olympics for real stakes. Zan wants to know if America is like the Empire or the Rebels in terms of Star Wars. Shawn says that America is the Jedi. We go around policing the world. Zan says the Emperor is Obama. Zan makes some comment about the CIS in Star Wars that Shawn didn't understand. Turns out the CIS is from the prequel trilogy so Shawn doesn't care.