It isn't that I don't want to not like this game, nor is it not that I don't want to not be non-positive, but I have a sneaking suspicion that all of this is all a farce, even this very episode!

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The Ranking

1. Root
2. Brass Birmingham
3. Dominion
4. Twilight Struggle
5. Ark Nova
6. Nemesis
7. Dune Imperium
8. Wonderlands War
9. Feast for Odin
10. Wingspan
11. Mahjong
12. JOTL
13. Fort
14. Mind MGMT
15. Quoridor
16. Go
17. Tokaido
18. Flamecraft
19. Chess
20. Betraya
21. Cosmic Frog
22. Catan
23. Scythe
24. Disney Villainous
25. Sheepy Time
26. Hnefatafl
27. Red Dragon Inn
28. Incan Gold
29. Royal Game of Ur
30. Scrabble
31. Poker
32. Mancala
33. Greed
34. Dominoes
35. Parcheesi
36. Fireball Island
37. Cluedo
38. Guess Who?
39. Checkers
40. Stratego
41. Risk
42. Chinese Checkers
43. Battleship
44. Trivial Pursuit
45. Monopoly
46. Backgammon
47. Kerplunk!
48. Mouse Trap