On episode forty nine of Don’t Be Fucking Weird, Kale and Sydne read off old tweets from each others twitter accounts dating back over a decade. They tell a story of being chased through Asheville by an uber driver who sent Sydne a d*ck pic, and why the illuminati will come after Kale if she talks shit about Beyonce. They also discuss what they think really happened to Kate Middleton, and also tell a story about how one time a guy thought Sydne was doing witchcraft to him, and whether or not it takes blind people longer to know that they are gay.

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