This week, Perry and B. break down the week one results. They go over significant injuries (spoilers: there were A LOT); there's some gnashing of teeth and wailing about the Cardinals season; Perry asks whether or not Andrew Luck should be more egotistical; Alexandria Love checks in with current events; Perry makes a case how the Saints can beat the Patriots (it aint happening); and finally we ask a burning question: is Lucky Whitehead the Keyser Soze of the NFL.

Millennials, ask your parents who Keyser Soze was.