Our 4th of July special. Did you know that the USA has a birth chart? Mary and I look at the chart as if it were a person and what that person would be like, and how we would be good friends. ... we discuss celebrities that most Americans would agree are cool, as well as some famous people who we tend to fucking hate. Stay till the end where we project what America as a person would be like in bed. This is our longest episode ever so take your time. We will also be posting this on our youtube ... I couldn’t decide what to wear, so I’m naked.

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