We’re back! And a lot happened while we were away.

Rogelio and Darci picked a baby name that’s, uh, pretty much what you would expect from celebrity parents. Xo teams up with Slutty Crystal. Jane and Adam are on a seven-day break. Jane tries to get Douche Rafael to stop manipulating Katherine — and you get bet Petra has something to say about it! Turns out, Katherine’s doesn’t handle disappointment so well…

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 Music by Circo Vivant

 Cover art by @ediththetacoqueen

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