Irish Jason hates St. Patrick's Day. Brian receives a telegram style intelligence briefing from a strategically placed asset in the office. In summation, the toilet man is a piece of shit and is crying about not getting "help". Also, the clerks have gone to war with the supervisor. A co-worker put in a fake 2 weeks notice as a stubborn power move, the move backfired and she got fired before she could quit. Idiot.