Antics ensue when Mac unexpectedly finds himself the poster boy for a series of schlocky romance novels loosely based on his exploits written by Sandra Bernhard, a mortal novelist with an inferiority complex who is equal parts thirsty for Duncan and hungry for payback against her immortal ex-husband. The Rewatchers shop for some tenderloin, discuss Mac's thoughts on immortal monogamy, and read a special behind the scenes letter from a fan on set!