Richie sees the light when a mysterious Ron Perlman, claiming to be Methos, arrives in Seacouver with a gospel of peace, some gardening tools, and a host of ugly sweaters. However, Richie’s new found pacifism is immediately put to the test when a Confederate yachtsman/dirtbag is unwilling to put away his sword (or his leisure suit). The Rewatchers discuss the wider implications of the Church of Perlman, read their favorite Watcher Chronicle to date, and wonder why Richie never gets to have a decent quickening.