In their mission to uncover the truth behind cartoons, Ben and Zane find

themselves in an opulent mansion, home to one Bruce "Solomon Grundy" Wayne,

an elderly gentleman with a suspiciously large collection of bat-themed

equipment in his basement. What follows is a incisive and considered

interview with Wayne in which we discuss the notions of duty, sacrifice,

and the weakness of attachment. Oh, and there's this kid named Terry there

too, I guess.