(For links, go to rumorsontheinternets.org/episode5) In this episode, Alpine and Alison discuss Jon Hamm’s dating advice to teen girls, the wonderful tweets of Samuel L. Jackson, and our collective love for the Mayor of Newark, Cory Booker — a social media master and passionate defender of civil rights. Plus, we reveal what Hole drummer Patty Schemel will do for $30. [Fortnight on the Internets is a biweekly podcast focusing on the glory, absurdity and madness of the digital realms.]