This week your dazzling and electric team close one eye and squint to examine drinking songs: "Too Drunk to Fuck", by Dead  Kennedys, "I Think I'll Just Stay Here and Drink", by Merle Haggard, and "You're the Voice", by John Farnham. Throughout our discussion, we discuss how artists control the position of their art in history, take a truly international approach to how well penises work, hunt the fabled Walmart Leprachaun, and finally get to the bottom of why Bob Seger is killing everyone's dads. Jess and Kip also bravely decided that they would record their side of the chat from inside a fishbowl. Will their risky decision pay off in terms of sound quality? You decide!