We’ve been away, but that’s okay. After a year-long hibernation, we’re back to discuss the things that really matter: The Oceangate Submersible implosion, ringback tones, cry night at church camp, grinding at middle school dances, our personal shark and scorpion encounters, celebrities we think are overrated, and a deep philosophical crisis to close it all out. It’s all here, wrapped up neatly into a podcast episode with a ribbon on top, along with a nice card that says “We missed you.” Welcome back.