Here's a tip: Don't have a deaf bullpen manager. Headlines: Tim Tebow tops Tolphins, MSU gives Joel an orgasm, BCS predictions, NBA gets all NBA Jams-ish, golf finally changes a rule, club houses go dry, Bill Buckner ball doesn't sell. Sketches: MLB Pitcher Mishap, IndyCar Rule Changes. Weird Sports: Bog Snorkeling. Valiant Prophecies: MSU v. Nebraska, Oklahoma v. Kansas St., Patriots v. Steelers.