Welcome to Episode Five, sponsored by Uncle Pete's Homemade Gravy.

This week, we have a guest who helps us discover Lauren's true feelings about everyone's favorite little green baby, try to figure out what Bernnie has been looking at on the internet, dive into the secret agendas of funeral homes and what might be hiding in their attics, and try to determine what the proper names for animal appendages should be.

So make sure your contract is paid up to date, or you might get a visit from the "sales" team, sit back and enjoy.