What is the hardest position in all of sports? At least we agree that Durantula would beat us at any sport. How long of having an erection is too long? I guarantee you'll rethink your answer after you hear what the hospital does. If you could take a pill to live forever, would you? Even if you were stuck at 40 years old with no hair? This week's riveting commentary is capped off with the revelation that Steven is a Communist. You won't want to miss it!