Todays podcast will begin on time, but it will end early by only 5 min. Lionel will go to sleep, 5 min early. Lionel will wake up, brush his teeth, get dressed for work, ignore his wife as she goes on about her sister's deadbeat husband for the 12th time this week, Lionel will glare with disappointment at his child as he/she/them stares numbingly at the wall with drool dripping on to his/her/their breakfast and eventually head out to work 5 min early. Lionel will cross the street on the way to his bus stop 5 min early. Lionel will not see the the driver coming down the street that's just spilled her coffee as he crosses the street 5 min early... . . . .
Little did we know, Daniel saw this in a dream as a child and did everything he could to prevent it but his efforts meant nothing to the desires of the fantasy gods. Daniel created the very problem to which the solution would be the inevitable cause of the demise of Lionel by only 5 min.