The idiotic Texas Secessionist movement has been getting attention again, and besides annoying me, it reminded me of an actual little known fact about the Lone Star State. While we have no right to secede from the Union, Texas does have the ability to split itself into 5 states at any point in time, an ability that no other state has. This was granted to us as part of our admission to the Union in 1845. I go over this fun oddity, and discuss how it would affect the United States if this were to happen. A lot of math was done, and a lot of headaches were suffered to figure all of this out, so I hope it was worth it.